What does your Schoffel say about you?

There’s no denying that the Schoffel is the ultimate item of clothing. It’s warm and practical, takes you from day to night, co-ordinates with everything in your wardrobe and is a uniform far nicer than anything we wore at school. BUT, what does your choice of colour say about you? After extensive research, here are my findings….

Navy

The old classic. You wear red cords without irony and have a difficult relationship with your father.

Burgundy

You’re manly but in touch with your feminine side. You probably valet clean your car. Weekly.

Kingfisher

Oooh look at you, you hipster. You aspire to drive a Range Rover and have a secret thing for skinny jeans and oversized glasses- but you’d never admit to this or act upon it.

Lincoln Green

You have a farm. You like your farm very much and still play with your Britains tractor set. And make the appropriate noises.

Palomino

You don’t even go here.

Raspberry

You’re an equine girl who really, really likes ponies. You bought it because it’s almost pink and hides your food baby when you overdose on cake and tea.

Aubergine

You’re other option was art school. You have been known to go to ReVa without pants.

Sage Green

You colour- coordinate with your boyfriend and probably study Rural Land Management. The dream is that you end up working at the same company and have lots of babies bouncing around the back of your VW Golf with the black Lab and Fortnum’s hamper.