You can do anything aside that you can do astride, with the exception of jousting (or so I am told). For generations of women riding side saddle in the hunting field gave them their sole opportunity to be equal to men

The Young Blood

Thinks he's Rupert Campbell- Black, when actually he has a 2:2 from Bristol and a gold- plated signet ring.

The Hunt Ball Organiser

Starts advertising the hunt ball at meets two months before the date. A week before is still begging people to pay up, especially the terrier men who have ten seats booked for themselves and the local foot pack, but have paid nothing and are all claiming that their phones don't work. Spends the day of the ball blowing up balloons, crying over the wine list, and dealing with frantic phone calls from the MFH who has just realised that both his wife and leggy girl groom mistress would like to sit on his right hand side.

Someone takes three loo breaks during a two hour exam. Guess they've got the definition of sustainability written in Sharpie on their willy.