What Your Dog Says About You
They say dogs are like their owners…
- Black Labrador
You’re a traditionalist. Surgically attached to your Barbour, cords and Le Chameaus, you are rarely seen away from your gun. You believe strongly in Sunday roasts, weekends in the country, drinks by the fire and the improving properties of a good spanking.
- Springer Spaniel
You have energy. Lots of energy. Frequently seen a little damp from an unexpected rain shower, you spend most of your time power- walking through the fields or beating out pheasants. Likely to track mud through the house and be the centre of any party.
- Jack Russell Terrier
Despite your small stature it’s not easy to overlook you. Frequently found shivering, you’re very stubborn and underneath your cute expression hide a habit of biting. You sleep a lot and like hunting, not always going where you’re supposed to go.
- Border Collie
Likely to be taking prescription drugs for hyperactivity, you get claustrophobic when kept indoors for too long and are hopelessly neurotic. You probably aspire to farm and dislike small children.
- Pedigree Mongrel (e.g. Labradoodle/Sprocker/Dalbrador/Cockerpoo)
A little unpredictable, you aren’t really sure where you fit in. You experiment with different styles and opinions. Luckily you have a sweet temperament and good looks.
- Flat- Coated Retriever
You sneer at the Black Labrador owner. You are the true master of field sports, wearer of tweed and bearer of a pair of Purdeys. You know your drives like the back of your (weathered) hand and can wax lyrical about a particularly wonderful shoot in 1899.
- True Mongrel
You are a wonderful person, because, let’s face it, you haven’t got anywhere based on your looks. Democratic, diplomatic and a little bit liberal, you have a beauty all of your own; and a Facebook inbox full of people seeking advice to prove it.
- Pug
You have a fair few hereditary conditions. High- maintenance, you cost a lot to keep and don’t really like being outdoors. Your ideal day involves tea, cakes, a warm room and a nice armchair. You video your dog and post the footage online.